“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will give it back.” – Minion “Ladies, if your boyfriend is shorter than 5’5, he’s not your man, he is your minion.” – Minion “Love is…being stupid together.” – Minion “I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.” – Minion “I love you like a Minion loves bananas!” – Minion “3 of the worst words to hear…tomorrow is Monday!” – Minion Minion Love Quotes “Tomorrow is Monday, which means I have to adult. “If each day is a gift, i’d like to know where I can return Mondays.” – Minion Perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.” – Minion “May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.” – Minion “It’s Monday…wishing you strength during this difficult time!” – Minion “Shortest horror story: Monday.” – Minion I lost my phone and it’s on silent.” – Minion quotes Minion Quotes Monday “I’m so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.” – Minion quotes “All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.” – Minion quotes “Stop in the name of banana.” – Minion quotes “Would whoever has my voodoo doll, please give it a rest.” – Minion quotes “I’m just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.” – Minion quotes Even salt looks like sugar.” – Minion quotes “My curiosity and my common sense are arguing again! I don’t think this is gonna end well.” – Minion quotes The whole freakin’ toolbox is gone.” – Minion quotes “Some people aren’t just missing the old screw. “I fart because it is the only gas I can afford.” – Minion quotes Minion Fans Quotes “It wasn’t a fart…my lower intestine blew you a kiss.” – Minion quotes That’s why it feels good to fart.” – Minion quotes “Love is…not having to hold in your farts anymore.” – Minion quotes “Farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate.” – Minion quotes “If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!” – Minion quotes “A fart is a wish your butt makes.” – Minion quotes “It’s so damn cold outside, I just farted snowflakes.” – Minion quotes “If pooping is a call of nature, does that mean farting is a missed call?” – Minion quotes I whisper in my underwear.” – Minion quotes They passed school without Google.” – Minion quotes Minion Fart Quotes “When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito”.” – Minion quotes “Don’t give me your attitude, unless you want mine!” – Minion quotes I’m just on my energy saving mode.” – Minion quotes “When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.” – Minion quotes “My brain has too many tabs open.” – Minion quotes Sometimes I need expert advice.” – Minion quotes “Keep rolling your eyes, maybe one day you’ll find a brain back there!” – Minion quotes “Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.” – Minion quotes “My room is not messy, it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.” – Minion quotes Although we don’t speak Minionese, we did our best to curate some funny quotes with Minion pictures. These lovable little mischief makers speak their own language, “Minionese”, a combination of English, French, Spanish, and more – and contribute to some of the most memorable moments in the Despicable Me movies. The mischievous yellow creatures in the Despicable Me franchise (and Minions spin-off movies) are tiny creatures called Minions.
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